


Kojima apparently gets his glasses from Kanye West.
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You’re playing a ten year old game on an HDTV. You might as well upgrade from paper-and-pencil as well, gramps.
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Runs as smooth as the face of a pre-pubescent teenager trying to grow a beard.
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I’d rather watch another Star Wars marathon of JUST The Phantom Menace.
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“OFF COURSE YOU ARE FREE TO INVESTIGATE MY FATHER’S NOTES.” does not cut it.
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